PART TWO OF CHAPTER FOUR. MY 1995 SEASON AND 1996, THE FINAL SEASON OF MY FABULOUS WUNDERBIRD
By 'Animal Jim' Feurer

The 95 season as a whole was ok. But my prior 94 season would be hard to match. Especially financially. I suppose one reason was I only did paid in bookings except for a couple IHRA NATIONALS and a Sunoco Pro Mod meet. Even those events I won enough money to be ok. And I was surprised at the Sunoco event winning $500 more dollars for best average reaction times, sponsored by Fast Lane Footwear. I did not know about the contest until it was over and Linda heard it announced on the PA. I loved the fact I was oldest racer in the stellar field. All other events, match races, Fun Ford Types, Special events, USSC, and even UDRA still paid me in. I made over $650 CLEAR every time I went down the track in 94! How I figured it was simple. Gross in minus all Expenses, and then divide by number of runs Plus I honored all contracts and obligations with little attrition. Perhaps some Divine Intervention????
In 95 I took more chances. My over load of panache was surfacing again. Plus I had more carnage to overcome. But let’s talk about the positive stuff. I had some great outings. They seemed to continue like in 94.
The fist memorable event was a USSC type race at Budds Creek, Md Wally Bell and I ended up in the final. Track conditions were not best do to cool damp weather. Wally and I had a classic “pedalfest”. I was not sure who got the win light. Wally and I were glad we made it right side up and never crashed. I was told by my crew I lit the win light. The fans went nuts!
We were side by side the whole quarter mile. Even when sideways off and on several times.
One serious problem was my heart problem. For my sins God had rendered me mortal; In 93 I suddenly acquired an irregular heart beat. It is called arterial fibrillation. In 94 I wore a heart monitor on one East Coast tour. So then I had another button to push while staging. Then after the run retrieve the info, go to payphone (cell phones not popular yet) and call Heart Care Midwest over a thousand miles away and fax the information the device recorded A nurse would tell me ok. I then went back to help get car ready, hug my wife Linda, talk to fans, go potty etc. For years the heart people tried different drugs. They would work for while----Then my heart would jump out of sync. And I would feel like crap! However in 2000 I was put on Warfarin. Been ok since. Of course blood thinners need to be monitored and controlled at a clinic. “So it goes.”
Enough whining!
My favorite win in 95 was my last event that season. The UDRA held it’s World Finals at Great Lakes Dragaway at Union Grove Wisconsin. UDRA was still paying me discretely. All the best UDRA PRO MODs were on hand. I have to be honest. When Bill Neri withdrew with a problem, I was relieved a bit. I had a chance to win this event. But there were several others that were definitely threats. Especially Steve Johnson and Bill Graziano.
One shot qualifying was not so good for us. I was #7 in an eight car field. I under estimated the track and had the clutch too soft.
Back at the trailer, my crew chief Al Schmitt, Chris McMahan and I whipped on Wunder bird. We put ½ turn ccw static and 2 grams a lever more counter and laid the spoiler flat. For first round I drew Steve Johnson. O-Boy! He is my equal. We both cut a good light! Mine was .001 better. That is what I won by .001. Our clutch management was back on tracked. In the finals it was me and Bill Graziano. Bill went too generous leaving the starting line on his run and red lit. I ran it out till about 1100 feet and coasted to a 6.69 at 205 mph. A new track record. It was a great day! Once again I was anxious to get home and tell my wife Linda Lou and present her with the money I earned racing and selling Animal Jim t-shirts to pay bills .Plus another nice trophy to add to our collection.
I would have won the UDRA season points , if I would have run another UDRA Points race. But because the UDRA bonus I was getting was paid only if the track would pay extra for me. So I was bound to run only the events the track paid extra. Winning this last race I became a spoiler for the late Ted Borowski. As we passed by Ted standing along the return road , Ted walked up to me and said, “Thanks Jim” Ted became the UDRA 95 Champion the instant Bill Graziano lit that red light. “So it goes.”
The 96 season started just like the last one. Wunderbird was performing great and so was my crew and myself. For most of 1996 , I had Al Schmitt as crew chief, his son Douglass , and Vance Tobalt for my crew. Vance was also my Torco oil and fuel sponsor. Then a new opportunity came to be. A chance to be in an ABC TV drag race special Show. It was called the ULTRA TEAM CHALLENGE.
The concept was pairing two popular drag racers of each type in an East VS West massive match race special event ,contested at Englishtown Dragway on Wednesday night June 5th. 1996. How Ironic. It was Linda and my 31st. wedding anniversary date. Some of the biggest names in drag racing were involved. Like Force and Worsham for Funny Cars. Al Hanna Jet cars, and Shirley Muldowny as color commentator. To represent Pro Modified, I was paired as the West contender with Mike Castellanna representing the East.
All contestants were required to turn in a press kit. ABC liked mine, so I was named the West Team Heavy. National ABC reps came to Lacon. To my shop and my home for video and interviews with me, my wife, and crew. The local affiliate led by Curt Pegler came back for more. This was a big chance for us. We were scheduled to be at Englishtown NJ on Tuesday morning. It was going to be tight. I was booked for Cordova, IL. Sat. and Sunday.And the following week end at Lebanon Valley Dragway in New York. Now a booking for the coming Tues. and Weds. ABC wanted me there Monday. Englishtown was a 1,000 miles from my shop. At least Cordova was only 100 miles. We had just enough time to stop at my shop in Lacon, Il. and prep for The East coast. What I did not count on, was an engine swap. I had kicked out a rod at Cordova. We were doing a super thrash. Linda and I had to turn away fans and friends including Warren Munson and family. I still feel bad about that, but I was not in the mood to entertain or had the time. It was already 1 AM.
Somehow we got it all done, bucking a nasty head wind all the way we got to Englishtown just in time for media interviews.
Jet car ace and my friend, the late Al Hanna met us at the rear entrance and informed me I was to be the acting circuit director for the west team. Al was one of the promoters. This was to be the first ever ABC drag race coverage. Last thing I needed was more responsibility.
Next was Vance got into a heated argument with Al Hanna over our pitting location? Next thing was my Honda generator fan quit and had to run to speed shop in town and get a small 10” radiator fan and rig it to the generator’s radiator. Amazingly that worked ok. We got the Wunderbird out and ready. By now It was 6 pm. They announced on PA for us to staging lanes. So it was up to me as the West contestant’s director to make sure everyone was ready. We had just all got in staging and answering media questions , like to me, several times , “Animal, are you going do your famous ballistic burnouts for us? “ Then out of nowhere a massive cloud burst rained us out!
Amazingly, ABC elected to stay and do the program on the next day. Which was a Thursday. It turned out to be a sunshiny beautiful June day. There was a bigger crowd than Wednesday. But do to poor drainage the hot sun was pulling water (weepers) up big as dinner plates up through surface imperfections. Those “weepers” were my “waterloo”. I was the third one to run in the right hand lane. Worsham running first vs Force oiled my lane. Next Danny O’ Day took his wheel stander down that lane to prove the cleanup was ok. But weepers are unpredictable. Especially after one of my expected and highly promoted quarter mile ballistic burnouts. On my run I ended up side down backwards at 200 mph, sparks flying, and crowd cheering.
That ended my Wunderbird and my 96 season.

For 99 I Bought the Ford Super Coupe McAmis Chassis from Roy Wasco. I used my engine and Lenco. I named it the “Ballistic Bird”
I stayed close to home match races and raced in UDRA. I was voted UDRA Pro Mod director. I won the UDRA 2001 Championship. Also Driver of the year, Sportsmanship Award, and Career Achievement Award presented by my late wife Linda Lou. UDRA VP Chris McMahon, and President, the late Ron Colson.

Everything ends! I am the last UDRA Champion. For many years,the UDRA was owned, ruled and funded by the racers.
Duane Nickels proved to me with our successful USCC circuit, a racing circuit /venue needs a Dictator ownership.
My 97 and 98 season circus, and other Animal Jim fun adventures, I will tell in a separate article.
ANIMAL JIM FEURER. Stay Safe, and God be with ya all!













